Steven Wright is a man of many talents. Among these is his love for art, sense of humour, and ability to make people laugh with what he says. He has an uncanny knack for making people feel like they’re in on the joke, too – it feels like he’s joking with them even when he’s not. Steven also loves reading about history and politics; this fascination started in high school when he studied Ancient Rome in depth.

In this blog post, we look at some famous quotes from Steven Wright and how we can implement them in different aspects of our lives.

1. “The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, especially if you water it.” – Steven Wright

This famous quote by Steven discusses that people are never satisfied with what they have; everyone wants something better than what they already have. This statement also applies to one’s life in general; no one wants to be average, doing the same thing day after day. Not only does this pose a problem to one’s mental health, but it also serves as a barrier to their success. A person is always looking forward to what they think will make them happy, but there are times where they might not achieve that or even come close to attaining it, and in the end, they feel dejected.

2. “I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.” – Steven Wright

This joke is quite funny because it’s true for many people; when you think about it, there are too many psychics or tarot readers out there that one could believe that one could have a psychic girlfriend or boyfriend. Those who have been “blessed” with having these people in their lives know what this feeling is like, and it’s probably not as great as the quip makes out to be.

3. “I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.” – Steven Wright

We’ve all encountered an accident or two. But, if luck’s on your side, you only had to pay for some dry cleaning. But what if you accidentally spilled spot remover on your dog? Well, this is probably the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone with a pet. Pets are like humans in some ways; they can’t speak up when they are in pain, and accidents like this will only make things worse for them.

4. “A friend of mine sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back, it said, ‘Wish you were here.'” – Steven Wright

This is another great quote by Steven that’s quite hilarious at first glance; who wouldn’t want a picture of their home planet with a nice, encouraging message? But upon further contemplation, it does make sense that this would be the last thing you’d wish for if you’re stranded on some remote island or were caught up in some other predicament. Who knows when rescue may come your way?

5. “I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time.’ So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.” – Steven Wright

We’ve all been there before: wanting to order breakfast but not knowing what’s available, so you opt for “any time” and hope for the best. This statement by Steven shows that sometimes, things don’t turn out as you expected them to when you make such choices. Ordering French Toast during the Renaissance is quite a curveball!

6. “I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.” – Steven Wright

Camouflage clothing isn’t needed anymore in most places due to technological advancements, but some countries still need it for survival purposes. This quote by Steven shows the irony of the situation; no one would expect today’s society to need camouflage clothing, yet it’s still needed in some parts of the world.

7. “The sky is falling… no, I’m tipping over backwards.” – Steven Wright

Wright shows us what it’s like to be afraid of the sky falling, even though we know that these kinds of things don’t happen. He says that you should try and not let your imagination run away with you; this is very important when making decisions on certain matters, big or small.

8. “Yesterday, I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, ‘What for?'” – Steven Wright

This joke is similar to “I went to buy some camouflage trousers but couldn’t find any.” In this case, it’s asking a chicken why it would even need to go on the other side of the road when there is plenty of food on this site. Sometimes, you have to let a chicken be a chicken and do what it wants to do, even if it seems weird to humans.

9. “I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.” – Steven Wright

What would happen if we read the entire dictionary from A to Z, end to end? Well, if you’re like Wright and thought that it was some poem, then the experience would probably be quite beautiful for you. On the other hand, who knows what kind of information we can obtain or which words might stick with us if we wanted to read the entire dictionary!

10. “I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside.” – Steven Wright

We all know that turning on an air conditioner the wrong way results in hot and cold air blowing out at once and ultimately making things hotter than before. But what if you did it on purpose? This is a very comical statement by Wright, which shows how he can perceive the world differently than most others.

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